Monster Crap: The Funny Halloween Monster Fart and Poop Book for Children Ages 8-12 (Holiday Humor 1)

📖 Monster Crap: The Hilarious Halloween Story That Kids Beg to Read Again and Again!A hilarious delight for kids and parents alike!If your child is scared of monsters or struggles to fall asleep at night, this book helps turn fear into giggles. Monster Crap takes classic spooky characters—Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Bigfoot—and redraws them as silly, lovable goofballs who eat too much candy and get into ridiculous trouble. Instead of being scary, these monsters make kids laugh so hard they forget their fears and drift off smiling.And for reluctant readers who think books are boring? This one is different. With goofy rhymes, outrageous illustrations, and a refrain kids love to shout along with, even children who resist story time beg to read Monster Crap again and again.Parents & Kids Rave:“My grandson loved the book. Kept him giggling… and he usually hates reading.”“Absolutely fantastic! Toilet humor that played off Monster Mash and actually had a valuable lesson was epic!”“Monster Crap is a gem in the world of children's literature! Such a funny way to learn about choosing your food with care.”Inside This Silly, Spooky Story You’ll Find:✔ Classic monsters made funny, not scary—perfect for kids who fear the dark✔ Laugh-out-loud rhymes that turn reluctant readers into giggling fans✔ Bright, colorful illustrations that make every page a joy✔ A sneaky lesson about candy overindulgence, wrapped in humor✔ Replay value—kids ask for it night after night (even long after Halloween)Why It Stands Out:Helps kids overcome bedtime monster fears by turning spooky into sillyEngages reluctant readers with humor, repetition, and interactive rhymesPerfect for ages 4–10 (especially silly boys who think poop jokes are hilarious)Catchy read-aloud fun—parents laugh right along with kidsSeasonal favorite—a Halloween tradition kids will rememberSome parents prefer to swap “crap” with “poop” for younger children—either way, the laughs don’t stop.Whether your child needs help giggling away bedtime fears, or you’re looking for a book that finally makes reluctant readers love story time, Monster Crap is the quirky, gross, unforgettable read that transforms giggles into belly laughs and bedtime into fun. Read more