Cannibal Cruise Lines

Set sail for the most unforgettable family reunion in history—where the buffet fights back! When the Johnson family finally embarks on a long-delayed cruise, they expect sunny skies, relaxation, and maybe a few awkward dinner conversations. What they don’t expect is a ship teeming with cannibalistic passengers and a Halloween gala that turns into a fight for survival.Armed with wit, unique talents, and grandma's trusty gun, the Johnsons must battle the undead, uncover the ship's horrifying secret, and stop the outbreak before docking—or risk turning the world into a sea of cannibals. Hilarity and chaos collide as this Southern family discovers that nothing heals old wounds like taking on zombies together.Packed with dark comedy, outrageous scenarios, and one unforgettable grandma, Cannibal Cruise Lines is a wild ride of survival, love, and hilariously messy family dynamics. Can the Johnsons make it off the ship intact, or will they find themselves on the menu? Read more